the power of words...

once upon a time,
a young chap was having a fun time,
gulping down clam chowders,
savouring juicy beef steaks,
munching big yellow bananas,

and...
sniggering at some signs in California.


In Bubba Gump, if u want a waiter's attention, flip to this sign.
And the ever-ready-to-serve waiter will be at your attention.
Hmmm...


And if you want him to buzz off, flip to the next sign... and he will run.
Run like he never ran before.


"Never let a few facts stand in the way of a good story."
And so half-truths should be encouraged, to spin a good yarn.


And with this, all patrons do not need to wash hands after using the washroom.


An excellent way to get the message across... scare tactic